Life Review of Crap

If at first you don't suceed-shoot yourself in the head.
You're prone to failure and hard times so why go through it?
If you kick you're head under the bed-leave it there.
Money is the root of evil
you need money to live
living is evil backwards
UNDERSTAND?
10 out of 10 dead people never complain again.
I just watched Final Destination 2
 
On a lighter note:
 
Feathers and Helium
 
 
Picture this:
  1. Bald Chewbacca
  2. Dry Water
  3. 5 lbs minus 8 lbs eqauls -3 lbs?
  4. Absolute zero minus 1 degree
  5. A man on a mentration period
  6. A cockroach popsicle
  7. Lime green steel-toe work boots
  8. Looking for a noise
  9. A chubby ant
  10. Everyone you meet is wearing flippers and water goggles

When I wake up I'll be 5 and I get to go play!

I have man boobies.......Really....I'm not joking!

We have seen about 14 billion light years. Light traves around 186,000 miles per SECOND. How far has thought traveled?

Mom, When I grow up I wanna be a garbage truck mechanic!
Me
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